"Survey" to explore the human condition on: "Being offended"

It’s totally anonymous, first watch the 2 min clip, then do the survey, & then you can see the general results

Honesty is appreciated, creativity is admired ; )

Video by Louis C.K. (we do not own this content. All credits go to its repective rightful owners)

Choose your gender and answer the questions. (key word: “choose”)

Results

Man

Within which percentile of the lads (society) do you most relate to when it comes to approaching THE cute girl in the metro (someone you like)?
[0 being the one who least approaches, to 10 being the one who most]

What are the reasons you give yourself to actually "just do it" (approach, but like, really approaching)

What shit-of-bull excuse(s) do you give yourself to not approach a boy? (someone you like)

How often do feel you get approached?

What is the best way(s) someone can approach you?

From 0 being Kobe with no arms, to 10 being Steven Hawking with working legs, how satisfied are you with your performance when approaching someone you like?

Woman

Within which percentile of the gals (society) do you most relate to when it comes to approaching THE cute boy in the metro (someone you like)? [0 being the one who least approaches, to 10 being the one who most]

What are the reasons you give yourself to actually "just do it" (approach, but like, really approaching)

What shit-of-bull excuse(s) do you give yourself to not approach a boy? (someone you like)

How often do feel you get approached?

What is the best way(s) someone can approach you?

From 0 being rough like the humanitarian crisis in Yemen (link to donations below), to 10 being as smooth as moffels introducing Yemen to our surveys, how satisfied are you with your flirting performance in general?

What question(s) would you have liked to been asked?

Unisex

From respecting the honors code while taking an online exam, to meeting strangers in the club bathroom while drunk, how honest where you completing this survey overall?

How old are you? 🤫

Do you have guaranteed sex? [are you in a relationship]

When WW3 starts, who are you killing innocent civilians for? [Which country are you from?]

Which invisible men do you kneel before? [what is your ""religion""?]

Do you want to know when the next moffels comes out?

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A survey done with the questions you wanted to be asked: COMING SOON!!!

We said donations at the bottom didn’t we? 😉

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