"Survey" to explore the human condition on: "Being offended"
It’s totally anonymous, first watch the 2 min clip, then do the survey, & then you can see the general results
Honesty is appreciated, creativity is admired ; )
Video by Louis C.K. (we do not own this content. All credits go to its repective rightful owners)
Choose your gender and answer the questions. (key word: “choose”)

Results
Man
Within which percentile of the lads (society) do you most relate to when it comes to
approaching THE cute girl in the metro (someone you like)?
[0 being the one who
least approaches, to 10 being the one who most]
"other" respones
What are the reasons you give yourself to actually "just do it" (approach, but like, really approaching)
"other" respones
What shit-of-bull excuse(s) do you give yourself to not approach a boy? (someone you like)
"other" respones
How often do feel you get approached?
"other" respones
What is the best way(s) someone can approach you?
"other" respones
From 0 being Kobe with no arms, to 10 being Steven Hawking with working legs, how satisfied are you with your performance when approaching someone you like?
Woman
Within which percentile of the gals (society) do you most relate to when it comes to approaching THE cute boy in the metro (someone you like)? [0 being the one who least approaches, to 10 being the one who most]
"other" respones
What are the reasons you give yourself to actually "just do it" (approach, but like, really approaching)
"other" respones
What shit-of-bull excuse(s) do you give yourself to not approach a boy? (someone you like)
"other" respones
How often do feel you get approached?
"other" respones
What is the best way(s) someone can approach you?
"other" respones
From 0 being rough like the humanitarian crisis in Yemen (link to donations below), to 10 being as smooth as moffels introducing Yemen to our surveys, how satisfied are you with your flirting performance in general?
What question(s) would you have liked to been asked?
Man
Woman
Unisex
From respecting the honors code while taking an online exam, to meeting strangers in the club bathroom while drunk, how honest where you completing this survey overall?
How old are you? š¤«
Do you have guaranteed sex? [are you in a relationship]
Other (Man)
If no, why? (very optional)
Other (Woman)
If no, why? (very optional)